B. O. Face
1 min readSep 14, 2020

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Congratulations for keeping your head. At first I thought of how when my wife ran away with my best friend he stole my guitar. Too bad I didn’t own a pick-up truck though or he would have stolen that too & I could have been a county music star.

But then your story blows mine right out of the water.

Anyway, it’s been 40 years now now and it is clear that she did me a huge favor. We are something like friends, she even gets on with my 2nd wife of now 30 wonderful years ❤️, and my former BFF, whom she ran away from after 1 year with my help* then divorced, has disappeared from the face of the earth.

*on the remote chance that you actually read that account, it’s heavily fictionalized.

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B. O. Face
B. O. Face

Written by B. O. Face

No woman ever murdered her husband while he was washing the dishes.

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