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For three days, I had to pretend to care every time one of my crotch goblins lamented the missing off-brand rat. When we finally located him, thanks to my ingenious plastic bag idea, he looked sickly and deformed…
Deborah Weir
B. O. Face
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Crotch goblins! I love it. Move over, "rug rats."
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