For me, when it’s “good” meaning that I respond to it, conceptual art does exactly that. It’s like the Eucharist.
Loved your essay though. Great style, engaging even over the Medium-calculated 21 minute reading time of stuff I didn’t agree with especially but what the heck? If for you it’s just a tasteless wafer and a sip of watery-ass wine it’s not like I had any feeling that you were trying to tell me that I’m a jerk for responding to it. Thank you for that by the way.