Here in Rhode Island sex shops are not deemed essential but gun shops are.* You can buy ammo with which to shoot your self, but if you want to shoot your load, you’re on your own. On a more positive note, you can get some load shooting supplies on line, promo code SCREWCOVID19.

The parking lot was empty so I had little difficulty finding a place to get this shot.

*not that we’re rednecks but if those people want to eliminate themselves from the gene pool then that is their God given constitutional right. Who am I (or Gina Raimondo) to stop them?