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5) You berate yourself under your breath whenever you drop something. Don’t you think an alien with hypersensitive hearing will hear you say “Get it together, you useles…
Kristen Stark
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I don’t even have to drop anything.
No woman ever murdered her husband while he was washing the dishes.
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