I got so sick of one of my friends telling people "I don't have email" that I actually, in front of the person she was telling that to, said, "Wendy, you have a cell phone, right? Having a cell phone means having email." It took a bit but she forgave me, especially after I got her used to texting. She was complaining that her children never call. I had been telling her, of course they don't call. They're millenials. Millenials don't call! They text. It's easy, and you're smart. You can do it. Let me show you. Now she texts merrily away with her millenial children.