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I used to prepare a meal for him, and then, when I’d set it down in front of him, I’d say, “Thanks, Mom! You’re such a great cook! You’re the best mom in the world! Thanks so much, Mom! You’re the best!”
Susan Brearley
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I have to admit, that is fucking brilliant.
No woman ever murdered her husband while he was washing the dishes.
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