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If not, my winner’s guilt will go through the roof. Right now, it’s just got me pinned to the ceiling. My sister is a veterinarian and I’ve asked her to rig up a cone of shame for me to wear from now t…
Marilyn Flower
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I know the feeling.
No woman ever murdered her husband while he was washing the dishes.
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