I never play the lottery but my wife does. I told her if she ever wins one of those big prizes I'll divorce her. This makes sense because 1) the chances of her winning one of those jackpots are so tiny I will never have to worry about it, 2) everyone who wins reports it was the worst thing that ever happened to them as I learned on a This American Life episode about a guy who sold annuities to winners back when you couldn't get all the money at once, and 3) I'd be famous as The Man Who Divorced His Wife for Winning the Lottery.