If you get bit by one of those motherfuckers please call 911 immediately.

…e is a description of the many and varied ways to protect yourself from blood-sucking mosquitos and bats and God only knows what else that lives outside.
I’m Sitting on My Porch Because the New Yorker Told Me To
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Bev Potter
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Aug 5, 2024
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If you get bit by one of those motherfuckers please call 911 immediately. I want to keep reading your writing.
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