IIRC Henny Youngman was famous for, “Take my wife…please.”

“Please, take my wife,” the doctor answers. Wait, that’s another joke.
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IIRC Henny Youngman was famous for, “Take my wife…please.”
Aha! Just confirmed it:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henny_Youngman
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