I’m not halfway there either but maybe if half of my followers actually read my shit my stats wouldn’t be so pathetic. Not that I’m going to improve them by whining about it — most of my followers are probably bots anyway. Maybe I should try the technique used by the Guy Who Gets Onto Everybody’s Notification List by Mentioning a Whole Slew of Users by Name at the End Of the Article in a Long List that has Nothing to do with the Content — Bless your heart, Eric Griggs.