Johnny’s in the basement mixin up the

1 oatmeal

2 methadone

3 medicine

T’was tea time at the

1 Starbucks!

2 mall!

3 circus!

I’m your wicked uncle

1 Fester

2 Charlie

3 Earnie

I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you

1 the internet

2 Florida

3 fire