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Dec 9, 2022
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Funny stuff I foundThere are lots of funny people on Medium. Here are a some of my favorite non-MuddyUm funny articles 
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Loudt Darrow
Deciding Not To Have Kids Confirms Everything That’s Wrong With Modern SocietyThe world’s population reached 8 billion. At the same time, we are running out of babies.
Dec 6, 2022
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Dec 6, 2022
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Christopher Robin
Baby’s First Existential CrisisUnintended Consequences
Jan 15, 2021
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Jan 15, 2021
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Greener Pastures Magazine
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Katie Burgess
Introducing Olive Garden’s NEVER Ending Breadstick™We must imagine Sisyphus hungry.
Jul 28, 2021
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Jul 28, 2021
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Slippery Fiction
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Frank T Bird
A Homeless Woman Offered To Wank Me Off, And I Said YesKarma works in very mysterious ways
Jun 6, 2022
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Jun 6, 2022
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The Haven
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Michelle A. Cmarik
This Is What Top Writers Think of Medium’s Decision to Turn All Curation Decisions to Ms. FrydellHer red pen is back in action
Sep 24, 2022
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Sep 24, 2022
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Greener Pastures Magazine
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Kegan Witzki
Shirime, the Yōkai Who Needs Strangers To Notice Their Butt EyeDr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (Number 79)
Jul 14, 2022
Jul 14, 2022
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Doctor Funny
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Kristen Stark
Try Your Hand at 12 Questions From My Jeopardy AuditionThis is fake AF
Mar 2, 2022
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Mar 2, 2022
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Slackjaw
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Julia Giantomasi
Come On Over But Only If You’re Cool With Boogers On Every Surface In My HouseMake yourself comfortable in my booger haven!
Aug 4, 2022
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Aug 4, 2022
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Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age
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Orrin Onken
Push the Envelope Somewhere Else . . . PleaseI want to take a nap.
Jul 26, 2022
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Jul 26, 2022
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Kristen Karenina
Sometimes when I feel anxious, I remind myself that the entire universe is most likely a projection…I do not recommend this! Don’t do it!
Jul 12, 2022
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Jul 12, 2022
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The Squid Weekly
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Benjamin Rietema
Missing Pandemic TimesMissing pandemic times? You’re not alone. COVID is like your ex that was abusive, controlling, and emotionally unstable — but you can’t…
Jul 17, 2022
Jul 17, 2022
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it’s just foam
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Janet Meisel
10 Ways You Can Tell You’ve Got a Sad-Ass LifeAnother annoying listicle of depressing, judgemental drivel that should probably be ignored.
Jun 20, 2022
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Jun 20, 2022
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Rogues’ Gallery
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Sherry McGuinn
While You and I Struggle to Create “Quality Work” For Zip, A Bimbo Makes 200 Grand From FartingWarning: You may want a DNR in place before reading this
Jun 18, 2022
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Jun 18, 2022
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Tracey Folly
I Nearly Swallowed a Baggie Twist Tie Embedded in a Meatloaf SandwichThat’s why I still eat my sandwiches with a knife and fork today like a weirdo
Jun 15, 2022
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Jun 15, 2022
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Bev Potter
Just Because I’m A Serial Killer Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Be A Gracious Airbnb HostWelcome! I’m so glad you two are finally here! I rented a wood chipper for a few days and the clock’s ticking. Karl down at the VFW doesn’t…
Jun 13, 2022
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Jun 13, 2022
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Doctor Funny
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
I’m No Chimp You Chump! I’m Already Planning to Refuse the Monkey Pox Vaccine“Thinking” ahead
May 24, 2022
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May 24, 2022
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Tracey Folly
Man Walks Around Walmart for 8 Hours to Escape His Wife on His Day OffHe didn’t want to spend the day helping her with chores, so he spent the day hiding in plain sight
May 19, 2022
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May 19, 2022
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Slackjaw
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Stephen Lurie
Updated Science Fiction PredictionsForesight is 2022
May 14, 2022
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May 14, 2022
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