Feeling lonely, God creates the human race. The Garden of Eden. God prays.

Things are not going well. God tries to drown out the whole lot of them, but fails. Abraham and Issac. God once again resorts to prayer.

Moses. The ten plagues. The Red Sea parts. The Israelites get whiny. Manna from heaven.

God lays down the law. The golden calf. Moses throws a tantrum.

The Israelites having gone off the rails again, God's son offers to fix things. The first Christmas, you know, shepherds abiding in the fields, that whole trip.

John the Baptist, the temptation in the wilderness, Jesus recruits his crew, miracles, parables, etc etc. Jesus taps Judas to help wind things up.