Looks like you write some humor — The Haven. Haven’t read any of your stuff but I’ll get to it.

In the meantime why not drop a piece or two on MuddyUm? We feature 48 hour turn around and interactive editing and support. Do go to the “Outlaws” tab on the MuddyUm page & read the how-tos. We can always tell when someone hasn’t done that.

I’m a newbie editor so I’m more of a sticker for the rules, but I published one of my own pieces where I deliberately broke a cardinal rule for what I thought was comic effect, and I had to walk the plank for that. Writers never have to walk any planks, just newbie editors, so don’t worry.