B. O. Face
Dec 6, 2022

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My divorce from my first wife happened so fast we didn't have time for all that drama. She ran away with my best friend and turned my life into a bad county song. That guy beat the shit out of her but she managed to get away and cross the continent (with my help. I'm just that kinduva guy). We never heard from him again. It all worked out OK because she got away from that bastard and I left behind a total lunatic and married the true love of my life. 32 years and still ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️!

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B. O. Face
B. O. Face

Written by B. O. Face

No woman ever murdered her husband while he was washing the dishes.

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