B. O. Face
May 25, 2024

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My grandfather used to repeatedly press the up or down button as if that would make the elevator arrive faster. To my mom that was one more illustration of what a dumb stupid idiot her father was.
There are walk signal buttons that work. Near where I live there is a place where a bike path crosses a busy street. If you press that one it takes effect right away. It used to start two-minute cycle. There was almost always a break in traffic before that was finished, leaving drivers to wonder who the fuck they were stopping for.

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B. O. Face
B. O. Face

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No woman ever murdered her husband while he was washing the dishes.

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