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I take it you might approve of that comical outcome. Be honest with yourself; you’d love it if I were to unstrap my gas-powered leaf blower, step accidentally on a rake and smack my face hard with the wooden handle. You would, wouldn’t you!
Benjamin Cain
B. O. Face
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Now that you mention it…
No woman ever murdered her husband while he was washing the dishes.
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