Oh man with my BFF it’s gotten to the point where when she calls the first words out of my mouth are, “Dump him.” She tells me she can’t bear the thought of being alone, and that when you get to be “our age” you can’t be so choosey, and on and on and I’m like “AYFKM? You have more friends than anybody I know”… Sigh. The human heart is unfathomable.