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Bob was an awkward boy and had a lot of time to think about what he would do if anyone ever agreed to date him. He fantasized one day a girl would return his gaze, then pass gas and they would laugh and laugh and love would follow.
Amy Sea
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OMG story of my life.
No woman ever murdered her husband while he was washing the dishes.
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