B. O. Face
Jan 31, 2024

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Since I eat stuff that falls on the floor, provided it comes up with fewer than 5 cat hairs stuck to it, buttcorn would be no problem, if I even LIKED popcorn, which I don't. My wife does, so she buys it all the time, knowing I won't Bogart her popcorn stash in her absence.

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B. O. Face
B. O. Face

Written by B. O. Face

No woman ever murdered her husband while he was washing the dishes.

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