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But he was a jerk. Anyone deserves better than someone who smokes a pack of cigarettes every week but won’t kiss you if you’ve recently had a cheeseburger.
Jessica Wildfire
B. O. Face
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No woman ever murdered her husband while he was washing the dishes.
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