“That I prefer to wear the same sweatshirt multiple days in a row, alternating between wearing it inside out and right side in until it needs washing.” That cracked me up, among other things. Right side in. I love that. Reminds me of “right side up”. My BF in middle school laughed at me because I said “up side right.” I still remember that. I guess I’m hopeless.
Fortunately for me, COVID-19 came along at a time of life when I am out of fucks about how I look. The old man looking back at me is still old.
One thing though though, I can’t get a haircut. So now on top of old I look homeless.