They can have my jet-pack when they pry it from my smoldering, pulverized corpse.

…uses. Anyway, can you imagine the unboxing videos? And the go-pro videos, right before going splat? The way bureaucracy moves it will take years until the FAA can write laws regulating jet packs. That’s enough time for an entire generation of men to work out the kinks, as they burst into flames…
One Day The Skies Will Be Choked With Drunk Dudes Wearing Jet Packs
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John DeVore
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Mar 18, 2021
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They can have my jet-pack when they pry it from my smoldering, pulverized corpse.
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