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… America and Want to Ruin the Country — or something. My indoctrination wasn’t what I’d hoped for — I didn’t automatically become a lizard person. No one could tell me how to get my hands on Jewish Space Lasers — although this later became the na…
Sarah Paris
B. O. Face
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Too bad. Being a lizard person is the coolest!
No woman ever murdered her husband while he was washing the dishes.
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