View stats are not as depressing as read stats. I can’t imagine how extensively one would have to live on the internet in order to stumble across Things Get Weird Part 3. Maybe some people sit around amusing themselves by googling oddball phrases like “things get weird.” It boggles the mind. My son googles himself from time to time. That’s how we found out that my brother was going to prison. He thought he could keep it a secret, like we’d all believe the bullshit story they told the grandchildren. I don’t know how I got onto that. Well, I do.

I just got another one of those calls that say they are from the SSA. Who believes that shit?