Wait, he farted axe body spray?

…ng. Why were so many women in love with Fred? Was I deluded? It was how he smelled. Something about his pheromones made him the pied piper of college girls. I can still feel a rush from his intoxicating scent that gave Fred an unfair advantage in the laws …
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Amy Sea
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Wait, he farted axe body spray?
Sorry but that isn’t original. I read it somewhere today, must have been on Medium, now I can’t find it.
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