What kind of moron needs perfection, and what does that mean anyway? You made me think of this one girlfriend who was forever pointing out her flaws — oh look at these saddlebags, old zit pits… — but man I was so hot for her I couldn’t stand it. She was hot for me too — in those days I was beautiful — all we did was fuck. Even while we were breaking up. Breakup sex is the best anyway so why waste a perfectly good breakup?