Which would be fine if he was following through. I had a girlfriend that lived in Boston. I used to drive from New Jersey and cum in my pants in anticipation. I always told her about it because she thought it was beyond sexy. It made her hot to think of me creaming myself while fantasizing about her. While driving like 75MPH on I-95 — in retrospect I guess this was not such a great idea. But then again in those days I did a lot of dumb shit. It’s a minor miracle that I yet live.

I had another girlfriend who complained all the time that she was fat but I had no trouble. I was fine with her bod — built for comfort, not for speed as they say. She also liked to watch me jerk off as we lay together in bed. I thought it was a little weird but well OK if it floats yer boat, sweets.

These guys who make those kinds of demands — I think the problem is, they’re inadequate and they blame it on their partner. I’m praying that you dumped this asshole sooner rather than later.